1. the air conditioning must run continually to keep the house at a tolerable (but not really comfortable) 78 degrees.
2. the chocolate in the cupboard is soft, semi-melted.
3. the kids are camped out over the air vents.
4. you're tempted to drive aimlessly (yes, even at these gas prices) just to feel cold for a few minutes.
And it's only April.
Come y'all give me your best.